CRAIG CONFOUNDS CONFUSION

WORKSHOP SERIES CONTINUES

StockCentral bon vivant and noted investing raconteur Joe Craig has generously offered his services to the StockCentral Community yet again in leading this week's Workshop, cleverly entitled "Screening at StockCentral." Clever nomenclature indeed, as Mr. Craig's teachings deal heavily (nay, exclusively) with the brand new StockCentral Screener.

The gentle verse of Mr. Craig's ruminations is as much a comfort to the mind as it is to the soul. Pray follow along with him as he describes in clarifying detail the features and functions of the Screener, from the meaning of the screening criteria to the narrowing of your search to the saving of your custom screens.

What's this? Oh, you've tried the Screener, have you? But have you truly used it? Hmmm? Have you unlocked its secrets? Solved its mysteries? This reporter figured as much. Get thee to The Classroom, post-haste!

ARE YOU POSTING YOUR STOCK STUDIES?

WITHER THE CAMARADERIE OF YESTERYEAR?

Even a StockCentral neophyte can see that many members of the StockCentral Community have yet to post any of their own stock studies in the Stocks-By-Ticker forums. If such a lack of social input continues, we may have to start referring to the "StockCentral Community" as the "StockCentral Loose Collection of Rascals and Miscreants." And no one wants that.

Where would the Romans be if Octavian hadn't won at Actium? Where would the American colonies be if Washington hadn't floated himself across the Delaware? What would The Who have sounded like had Entwhistle not played bass?

Participation is the key, and sharp's the word and quick's the action. Show your fellow citizens what you think about your portfolio, and post your stock study -- when you "Reply" to a topic, you can attach your file using the buttons at the bottom of the screen. Then, gird yourself and prepare to defend your reasoning. You never know what you might learn, or who you may learn from!

NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK

SECRET NETWORK FORMING

The word on the street has reached the ears of this reporter(perhaps the only benefit of consistently passing out in alleys) that StockCentral's roots have found purchase throughout the land and its seeds are proceeding to germinate.

Much like the Sons of Liberty cultivated hope and righteousness in 18th Century Boston, rumour has it that StockCentral User Groups are popping up like so many beautiful dandelions in the backyard of America. So far, the cabals are small -- a few people here, a few people there, gathering in publick houses and village salons. In hushed whispers, they engage each other over methodology, new tips for the latest StockCentral tools, and the are even -- gasp -- endeavoring to educate their fellow investors!

Details are still sketchy, but this reporter is invigorated by the sheer possibility of such a worthwhile network. Are you one of these intrepid organizers? Would you like to be? Take the initiative and join the StockCentral Street Team -- what's the Street Team you ask? This reporter could tell you, but then, you know...

"The world is full of smart-alecs who don't understand anything."

- RICHARD FEYNMAN, Nobel Prize winner in theoretical physics

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